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  1. Amar Ujalaअमेरिका: नौकरी से निकाले गए एफबीआई कर्मी अदालत पहुंचे, बहाली की गुहार; ट्रंप के मामले की जांच से क्या कनेक्शन?The Desk ·
  2. Hindustan Times‘Never feared competition’: Reliance on Elon Musk's X outburst over Starlink India entryThe Desk ·
  3. SportstarATP eyes USD 350 million player compensation, welfare boost by 2028Khel Khel Mein ·
  4. SportstarSerbian tennis player Stefan Milicevic gets 24-year ban for match fixingKhel Khel Mein ·
  5. SportstarIndian sports wrap, October 15: Fourth edition of IIS Sangai Cup to be held between October 16-18Khel Khel Mein ·
  6. The HinduEscalation in hostilities in West Asia deeply worrying: India tells UNSCThe Desk ·
  7. The Indian ExpressMumbai’s air is worst in India: What’s making it dangerous to breatheThe Desk ·
  8. Hindustan TimesOpened bank accounts for 7,000 surrendered Maoists: ShahThe Desk ·

What this is

Asli headlines. Nakli presenters. Cutting chai ke saath.

  • The headlines are asli

    Every story comes from an Indian news outlet, and we say which one, on air and on this site. They did the journalism. We just read it out, with the masala on the presenters, never on the facts.

  • The presenters are nakli

    They are drawings with synthetic voices who speak Hinglish, written by an AI model. None of them is, or is based on, a real person. They know this, and have strong opinions about the line work.

  • It is comedy, not reporting

    The jokes are about the presenters and their rooftop studio, the Tapri, never about the people in the news. Nothing here is financial, legal or medical advice.

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Fictional illustrated characters. They are not real journalists and claim no credentials.

  • Kamini Bhatnagar

    Lead anchor

    Thirty years in the kursi. The towel on the back is folded her way.

    The desk, in the kursi

  • Rhea Kapadia

    Money, technology and explainers

    Has read the article, the footnotes and the comments. Just to be precise.

    The desk, in the other chair. For now.

  • Bunty Chawla

    Field reporter

    Live from the spot. Kaunsa spot, pata nahi.

    A railway platform, a toll plaza, a wedding tent. It varies.

  • Neel Avasthi

    Morning host and states desk

    Cheerful at an hour nobody should be. Never takes the sweater vest off.

    Morning studio, and leaning out of a train window

  • Monty Arora

    Sport host

    Every match is the big one. His sunglasses are on his head.

    The sports desk, standing up

  • Harpreet Gill

    Sport co-host

    The calmest man in the building. Paratha khaoge?

    The sports desk, sitting down

  • Meenakshi Rao

    Weather

    IMD kehta hai, aur IMD ke paas satellite hai.

    The weather wall, under an open umbrella

  • Rohan Deshmukh

    Money desk

    Yeh advice nahi hai. Yeh arithmetic hai.

    The money desk, page forty

  • Mira Talwar

    World desk

    Let's zoom out. Wahan toh kal ho bhi gaya.

    The world desk, map open

  • Zoya Khan

    Films and culture

    No spoilers, but. Interval tak ruko.

    The culture desk, near the one television

  • Raghu Menon

    Overnight desk

    Raat ho gayi. Ya subah.

    The night desk, with the tumbler

  • Ishita Das

    Night desk

    Kaun kaun jaag raha hai? Shabaash.

    The night desk, induction cooktop hidden underneath

  • Pammi Khurana

    Roving reporter, hills and beaches

    Suno suno SUNO. Meri ek theory hai, aur woh bandaron ke baare mein hai.

    A hill-station viewpoint, a beach shack, wherever the fog is

  • Tinku Tiwari

    Roving reporter, highways

    Yahan sab kuch ho raha hai. Bhains nahi. BHAINS NAHI.

    A toll plaza, a highway dhaba, a bus stand